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MEET THE DEWOJAKS

THE WAGE SLAVE
Stuck in an endless loop of meaningless shifts. The scars are just physical proof of daily existence.

THE PARANOID
Hasn't slept since 2019. Has a theory about everything. Wrote it all down somewhere. Can't find the paper.

THE PHILOSOPHER
Doesn't own a shirt. Doesn't need one. Spends most of the day staring at a wall and being technically correct about things.